Thursday, March 24, 2011

Girls and gullibility.

You see all these absolutely ridiculous products on the market, aimed at women. I usually look at them and laugh, thinking, "LOL, silly marketers. Who really believes that Pantene makes your hair look like flowing silk in a few days?!".

A lot of girls, apparently.

For instance, in India and many South-East Asian countries, you get these 'skin lightening' creams. And in European countries, you get 'skin tanning creams'. And people use them.

Now.. what the hell is wrong with you. Do you seriously care that much about your skin tone? What's wrong with having dark, or light, skin? Must you always want the opposite of what you have? Why? Is it really worth slathering your face in chemicals?

And the push-up bra. Yeah, you want your breasts to look higher/bigger than they are, apparently. Why? Anyone who gets under your clothes is only going to find out the truth anyway. Why would you want to deceive? Why do you want to look like something other than you are?

Oh, and these "Spanx" (or whatever) I've been hearing about. Like a push-up bra.. but for your butt.

Omg, wow pop! Retarded.

HONESTLY, GIRLS. WHAT THE FUCK. STOP STRAPPING THINGS TO YOUR BUTTOCKS.

Btw; I saw a girl the other day wearing one of these. It was perfectly obvious that she had stuck weird butt-pads to herself. Don't do it.

In a perfect world; we'd all be naked (except we'd wear underwear, because we'd still enjoy hygiene), and nobody would give too much of a shit about whether their breasts or buttocks were too low, or whether their faces were clear enough, or whether their stomachs were too pudgy.

Also, fast food places would be banned. Except Subway. Because Subway is yum. Also, McDonald's breakfast. Because sometimes, you just need some maccas.  

7 comments:

  1. Sorry but I'm shallow and I'm one of those people who uses acne cream and wishes their butt was bigger (though I wouldn't strap pads to my ass) and I do use sunless tanning cream because UV rays make you wrinkle and OMG I wish my hair was shiny but it's not. But case in point, I agree, we shouldn't care.

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  2. You should see the movie "The Invention of Lying" you'd probably enjoy it.

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  3. the push up bra makes guys like me very angry.
    its like they are performing a magic trick when they get naked but i'm not smiling. be who you are. warts and all.

    theres always going to be some guy out there who may like a drupey ass..

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  4. HONESTLY, GIRLS. WHAT THE FUCK. STOP STRAPPING THINGS TO YOUR BUTTOCKS

    Best. Line. Ever.

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  5. I always felt the urge to throw my shoe at the TV, when I saw one of those commercials. "New Pantene Silky Pearly Velvety shininess... now with SCIENCE BALLS. Seriously, you have to buy this because we say SCIENCE and have guys in labcoats in the commercial. GUYS. LABCOATS.Oh, and your hair will most definitely be able to blind people" Who do they think they're marketing to? Cavewomen? Luckily, I've never seen anyone in Spanx to prove that theory.

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  6. I wrote a blog post about it a while ago, too *coughshamelessplugcough*.

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  7. Sounds like something my mother would say, "Bigger boobs why would you want that?"

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